Wednesday, August 31, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

reminder

tonite malam Isra' Mi'raj hor. very good day to fast (for extra point wit Him) tmr.

and as far as i'm concerned, i'm still 21.
:p

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Monday, August 29, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

monday blues

don't think i'll go for today's pilates... i'll go for tmr's class. i'm in 'full on' mode to finish my 3000words essay by tonight. more resources/books (to add on to the bibliography list) will be borrowed from the library.

and this reminds me about one thing, if i use more resources, i'll have to write more annotated bibliography; comment on the books that i used for resource. so, i'll stick to just 8 or 10 resources. i want to chill in my shack. nyeheh!

its pilates at home for today! (naseb baik pendudok serumah ader tikah yoga).
and maggi mee for buka. yeayyyy... its asam laksa and egg and broccolli (wrong spelling rite!) and cauliflower.

81 more days.
8 more kg to lose.

*back to essay!*
*whoosh*

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Thursday, August 25, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

84 more days

yes!! i'm counting down the days till i go home! i've had enuff of paranoids, defensive and emotionally spasticated people here. 7 more weeks of school. 2 weeks of break (study break included) and i'll be off!

PS: no names mentioned coz it may NOT be you... it might just be ME imagining that u're emotionally spasticated, defensive and paranoid. tolong lah jangan terasa. boleh taaaak?

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

APPLICATION FORM

single and seeking males wanted!!!!!

criterias:
not of indian descent.
intellectual capability to surpass the not so intellectual female.
stable job (not manager at coffee bean okay).
over 30, below 33.
pious (but not extreme) Muslim.
sense of humour.
tall (over 175cm).
an orphan.
can take rudeness in their stride (coz the girl can be really impolite and cranky).
must be able to see and appreciate the beauty of things in life.
should be able to afford clarins products.
can cook and clean after themselves.
Qatam Al-Qur'an already.
circumcised (i'm juz being ridiculous already).

the hard copy of the application form may be found in Omar Mosque, Foley St or at Masjid Al-Ansar, Ghufran, Falah if u are in s'pore. you can also e-mail me at gee_jamz@hotmail.com. recommendations are also welcomed. the intended female is no younger than 27, but no older than 29 (go figure). and sadly, she's my sister.
i call this, 'project kasi kakak laku'.
don't blame me for doing this, my mother asked me to.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

sleepless in wollongong

been awake for more than 24hours already. surprise 'partay' for the neighbour kinda worked apart frm the usual "I KNEW IT" reaction. heh! dinner, followed by wallabies VS S.Africa match den kopi (ahem!) den back home in the middle of the night for supper (or more like 'dinner part 2'). then it was debate (bloody scary at times touching on religion, personal interests, traditions and culture and "would you talk to me if i met you somewhere" questions - although the topics mentioned were not discussed in the mentioned order). followed by a game of taitee (plus a 'quarrelsome' episode at abt 4am in the morning) which ended at abt 7am in the morning. and then! somebody mentioned BOWLING....

but of course!

haa! we left my place at abt 9 or 10am (the guys needed make-up too ya noe). got home (again) at 2pm. and that was my saturday (and a little bit of sunday too) for readers out there (like as if u give a damn huh). want more pics? they'll be available upon request via e-mail (chedebah! mcm la ader orang nak eh!).

lesson learnt? at least now i know who not to marry. this narrows down the list of potentialities by one..... many more to go. hurhur!!!

so is life boring? most of the times la.

my plan for sept?
rot in my room. (and buy my own cake. somehow, its pathetically funny). like how the saying goes, "you can have your cake and eat it too". (like who else is gonna eat it huh!)

peace out!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 3:12 PM < +

i made the roti kirai! and the curry (but no chilli added due to special request). yes... yes.... i'm fat.... i *know* hmph!

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the cake! i put the m&mS only la.... cake was not homemade (i'm NOT a kitchen goddess... juz glamour goddess wannabe).

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the sri lankan maid with the straightened hair (courtesy of the bosnian coz she die die wanted to see my hair straight.... she even brought her hair straightener... shemangat!).

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has anybody seen a sleeping genie?
sampai tertido tido main taitee kau!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 2:38 PM < +

Farhana's 'Partay'

from bottom left: Omar (jordanian), Rasheed (singaporean), John (african. he;s slumped beside rasheed. look carefully before u say "cannot see la" or "don't have what"), Ashwin (indian by race, english by nationaliity: frm uk la), Farhana (singaporean), Melisa (bosnian refugee. no i'm not kidding). where was i? behind the camera, on top of my counter top.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 9:12 AM < +

Thursday, August 18, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

why ah?

why are ppl so desperate to have a relationship?
at a young age summore.
why can't some ppl accept the fact that they're just tak laku?
why do ppl keep talkin to me while i'm busy concentrating on something else?
why do ppl still complain after they're given answers to why they may be tak laku?
why do ppl complain that i have parties at my place while their music is blasting at 11pm on a school night?

why is it a big deal to be a 'tak laku' in this century?
bagos aper kalau tak laku. can spend (no, splurge,) on yourselves... can afford all the holidaes to exotic places, hermes birkin bag, fendi, prada, gucci, LV... can go for glower treatment (right dolna?), can go to aspara spa (macam lah special sangat big brother contestants dapat pergi sana).

why do ppl keep askin me the same bloody questions? (that person must have failed miserably in his/her compre test).
why don't ppl listen AND understand?

i think its juz me la huh. i'm irritable. but if u were in my shoes, i don't think u can handle half my daily challenges here. u'd want ur housemate to move out, u'd want to isolate yourself, u'd want to juz go back home and feel sorry for yourselves. but how can i? ppl here ARE nice... juz tt i'm irritable...

why do girls like to find potential boyfriends frm nightclubs? why not frm Masjid? got red cbr summore. nak cari yang seagama, tapi cari dari nightclub. APER JER!

ps: eh sab! kalo R1 owner abangnyer tak main ahhhhhhhhhhh. hurhur!
can't reply to smses for now coz i'm out of credit.
and yes, i'm bloody irritable rite now... but only to ppl DIRECTLY arnd me la... not ppl frm across the ocean hor.

wake me up when september ends (coz it'll be full on spring by then!)

+ > the glamour babe posted at 10:57 PM < +

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

my controversial ramblings

oh! oh! my darling friend sms me frm s'pore..... she tot i was hinting on abt her. no la babe! i actually enjoy listening to YOUR heartache coz u know what u're doing. u think with ur head.
u don't make me sit on my chair while u lie down on my bed as u ramble on how ur heart has been trampled over. u don't make me stop in the middle of my studies juz so tt i'll listen to ur nonsense. u don't lie to urself... and most importantly, u don't lie to me. and u actually listen and UNDERSTAND my advices (even if they're crap).... u don't juz listen listen... ya noe?

it seems like i ALWAYS touch on someone's raw nerves whenever i blog.... i apologise laaaa...... this is the place where i let my steam go as well.... i might regret what i've said but it may be exactly what i mean at that moment of time. its juz too bad that some ppl terasa la...

on the oth note... the black guy with the red CBR (lookin at sub wit HUGE grin) greeted me juz now in sch in front of the library..... hheeee!!!!!!!! it pays to peep at him frm my window every friday when he goes for the Friday Prayers at the masjid in front of my place! heeheehee!!!!!! if u're near enuff, u mak hear loud thumpings when the congregation's done on fridays. if u happen to hear the thumpings, don't worry, its juz me dashing to peep frm my window, not an earthquake. heheheh!

ps: do keep the suggestions going abt my slightly wavy pantat long hair! winner will get a delicious bar of darrell lea choc when i come back. sedaaaaaappppp, tak bedek! nyeheheheh!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 3:24 PM < +

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

jaded

the 'L' word. PFFT!
if love means coming back to a crappy boyfriend.... then i'd rather remain single. i'd rather splurge on myself than a useless bum. i'd rather get my heart broken by a pet that dies on me rather than a guy who treats me like crap. ders no such thing as love anymore la... so sick of it already.
my brain moved on but my heart didn't. what sorta crap is that?

cupid has shot themselves with their own arrows. there're no more good men around... even some jerks are taken by idiotic females desperate for a partner. there's no love la.... only lust.

if there's ANY one of u complaining tt ur bf is treating u badly, DON'T COMPLAIN. u wanted in, u get yourself out. i don't wanna listen to ur heartbroken bullcrap anymore. heck! even if u pay me to listen, I'D RATHER NOT. it just sickens me.

just
so
sickening.

ps: housemate's juz started a new blog! welcome to the blogging world pato!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 10:36 PM < +

hairy issue

the old man wants me to cut my hair. my pantat long hair that took me 4 years to grow (aside frm a few trimming sessions) frm when it was barely an inch long (so it was ME who got the short hair going on okay! heheh! i perasan queen what! but hey, ppl did copy me okay. kan sab kan!). if i were to cut it, he'd let me buy the killer heels that i've been eyeing since i laid me eyes on them. mengancham you! its 300buckaroos ($390SGD). i also want a new digicam (which reminds me, i need to get mt sd card frm the neighbour back soon for this sat's dinner partay). and i also want world peace (i bimbo what).

so ppl..... amacam? should i cut my sexy hair?

+ > the glamour babe posted at 2:35 AM < +

Sunday, August 14, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

today's menu

main: asam pedas with salmon.
lets hope it turns out fine coz i didn't do any tasting. maklumlah.. puasa you.

dessert:chocolate covered cheesecake frm the cheesecake shop.

would you like to see the pictures? perhaps not.... u'll never get this kinda cheesecake back in s'pore (kan fiza kan? kan liza kan? kan kak zai kan? nyeheheheh!). i don't wanna be cursed nor do i wanna be responsible for any impossible cravings. hee! and who can't cook asam pedas rite? (i know dolna can't, but she's the only one i know who can't cook. mebbe sub too? haa!).

+ > the glamour babe posted at 4:50 PM < +

why i simply hate being away frm home

my granduncle passed away.... no, i'm not devastated... but i am fond of him, not that we had been hanging arnd together all these while. its his good nature that i most like abt him.... even when he was sick, he'd recognise me.... 'nie yang pegi ostralia eh?'. mind you, he's suffered frm stroke, is wheelchair bound and the likes of an old, sick man...... last i saw him was in january (i think)... i don't know why i kept looking at him then..... now its clear... that was to be the last time i'd see him.

see how much it sucks to stay so far away frm home? u can't be there to get any closure when someone u're fond of passes away... u can't be there if ur loved ones are sick. the worst thing is not be able to physically be there and render assistance. i know moral support helps.. but by being there physically will do one soooo much better (don't argue... i know u feel the same way).

okay la... one more granduncle left..... but i don't think he remembers me... heh!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 12:12 AM < +

Saturday, August 13, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

all blacks VS the roos

the adrenalin rush, the last minute dash by rokocoko (i know... the name's kinda weird)... the cramps (i was so tensed okay!). the cute players.. tuqiri, danial (i expected you to do the johnny wilkinson hand rub before your kicks.. but i guess its not your trademark la), smith, gregan, so'o(smth)-another weird name, umanga (yes, i find him attractive, i'm weird), ricko (somehow, you remind me of beruang)....

i was screaming in my room, watchin the 'crucial' game alone... somehow, i wanted the all blacks to win juz coz i don't like the roo land (but NOT the players, juz the gabermen). i had flying mushrooms in my room coz i couldn't register the brain signal and the muscle reflex while watching tuqiri being tackled (no.. it was more like hoping for him to be tackled... so strong sey!)..

no, i'm not a fanatic fan of rugby... but i'll watch nations play against nations. juz like how i'd watch world cup but not uefa and the likes. and i've never really watched footy here. i think its a barbaric game.

all i'm trying to say here is that the male rugby players have cute, perky arses.

that's all.

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Friday, August 12, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

emotions

i know what to do when i feel down/depressed/pissed/when i miss my lahling kawan-kawans..

1.read my friendster testimonials.
2.read their blogs/tag them.

doing these things cheer me up.. even if its only a little bit.

sigh.... i don't like the weather!!! its screwing up my mind!!! alahai... cubaan betol!!!! belom Ramadhan!

*wooza*wooza*wooza*
(and i message my ears. got it frm bad boys 2 la).

ps: thankyu hor for the testimonials! each n everyone of you! altho they may exaggerate a bit in saying how 'nice and funny' i am... it brings a smile to my grumpy, 90-year-old-lookin face.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 4:25 PM < +

my pet peeeeeeeves

1.clean up my house aft u make a mess of it.
ESP aft i've cleaned it and am preparing to 'retire' for the day. i'm not your not maid... i might be your neighbour and houseMATE but i'm NOT your bloody maid. hell... IF i become one, you can't afford to pay me. fuckin morons.. wash your own shit!

2.finish my food and not tell me.
heck! i'll get pissed if u even finish my stuff * period* like my stuff? get them yourself! bloody freeloaders.

3.ask me to do things that i ALREADY KNOW AND AM GONNA DO.
go produce your own children and boss them around. fuckin bunch of losers.

4.ask me for birthday presents/money.
waaaaahhh!!!!! have i EVER ask for anything? u want it, YOU GET IT. blardy thick-skinned arseholes. u make me think like u're incapable of anythin and you're freakin deprived of gifts. buy your own gifts la!

5.august.
coz next is september.

6.make me stay up wit you till late at night on a school night.
YES! I'M I KID WHO STILL GOES TO SCHOOL.

7.snoopin arnd at my things.
i don't care even if u're takin a peek at my plastic bag, CAN YOU JUZ FUCKIN *ASK* ME FIRST? no manners! parents didn't teach you manners izzit? if u snoop and i catch you, i have the RIGHT to snatch it away frm you. i'm NOT rude, YOU ARE.

8.takin my things without my permission.
(same explaination like the above).

9.talkin to me while i watch TV/movie.
i want to be entertained by the superstars, not dull ppl like YOU.

10.eating my food that's prepared/bought for me to break my fast.
you bloody nimcompoop! u don't fast, u don't pray, that's your problem... at least show some respcet for the hungry la. even the non-muslims show respect for their Muslim friends. shame on you!

11.makin me clean your shit when i'm fasting.
(same explaination like the above).

okay, i typed this when i was pissed. imagine wakin up in the morning, hungry coz you're fasting and finding an unwashed mug in the basin when u already cleaned the WHOLE kitchen before you go to bed. and! seeing my throw rug carelessly thrown over my sofa makin the whole livin room look untidy. imagining seeing all that when your back and shoulder is aching. i expect the VERY BASIC courtesy of cleaning up your own mess when u're in my house. that's it! i didn't ask you the wipe my kitchen clean or vacuum my living room. all i expect is you to clean up your own shit aft u made a mess. if u can't, then don't bother coming.

yes! banyak dugaan when you're fasting. and! its august! i get EASILY irritable and depressed at this month. blame it on the weather. its fuckin around with my emotions. one moment its nice and warm for a period of time and the next, its 5deg C. and i'm NOT lookin forward for september coz all i want is to be HOME HOME HOME.

i'm damn sure there're gonna be ppl who's gonna get 'terasa-ed' when they read this. juz like the article on the firestarter.... well.... too bad.

i wanna be left alone for now. i don't want to see the faces that i see day in and day out. i do not even want to hear from them. i only want to hear from u ppl in the lion city okay... no if u ppl frm the lion city telah 'terasa' frm this article, my deepest condolences. hah!

ps: this entry only applies to my life down under, NEVER in sunny s'pore. heh!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 2:37 PM < +

Saturday, August 06, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

my friday night

was well spent.heh!

was driven to penrith and paramatta. ended up makin new acquaintances from all over the world. it was good.... meetin people frm different walks of lives. i'd say its refreshing! new faces, new jokes and good plain fun.

rep to taggers:
Amai: we have a gym in sch open to the public as well. its the same as california fitness, amore and the likes... heh! but we students have a discount. but! i've never been to the gym tho... it looks crap. cannot win proper gyms la. school gym per.

mdm Shir: heh! tapi sahur at 4am. no more eating aft 4.20am... the lemau factor tetap ader. heh!

*is SOMEBODY surprised?*

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Thursday, August 04, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

rejab's here

well.. its been here for quite some time already. heh! and! its a good time to pay back my fasting debts frm last yr. al-maklumlah... buka is at 5.30pm. nyeheheh! and! it'll be Israq Mi'raj soon. i remember fasting during this month last year; only that it was september. the rewards for fasting during this month of rejab is aiseyman.... wonderful. if u want the details, i'll gladly e-mail it to you.

last year, playmate owuld prepare my break-fast meals (i still remember and its still much apprecited hor!). this year..... hindu housemate brings back food from fiancee's place. heheheh! don't worry, they're strict vegeterians. so its gonna be vegetarian briyani for me today! yeay!!! nyeheheh!

yesterday's bodybalance was gooooood! bodybalance is a combination of pilates, yoga and taichi. i worked my abs like madwoman on monday, worked my legs and shoulders yesterday and for yoga tmr..... i wonder what will be 'worked'. heh!

apparently, there's someone trying to latch on the shared internet over here in kampong melayu. i WONDER who can it be coz we stay pretty far frm other human beings. but then again... u might never know rite!

*don't underestimate my kowledge and capabilities*

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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

why i cannot follow the 'O' diet

was watching operah. she told us her diet. initially, i tot it was bloody eaaasssyyyyyyy. lemme share wit u what they were:

1. no more white.
easy! i prefer wholegrain bread anyways. i don't like rice. sub the refined white with vege as vege contains loadds of fibre AND carb (no wonder vege makes me full..... so they contain carb too eh? *bimbo squint*)

2. no alchohol
pfft! even when DARED to.... no thankiuk hor! haven't tried it, don't want to.

3.no sugar.
chet! look at me no up! okay... i love my chocs. but can eat in moderation rite? nyeheheh!

4, 5, 6.... i can't remember la. i guess i don't have whatever she said NO to anyways.

now... this is where it gets rrrrrrrrrreally exciting! heh!

7. no eating aft 7.30pm.
nak mampos? i have breakfast (or my 1st meal rather) is at noon. and its cool/cold here at night. my bedtime? arnd midnight.
mode: lamau already

now the bomber!

8. strenuous exercise at LEAST 8 times A WEEK.
squeezing 2 fitness classes a week is good enough already for me. okay, 3 la. i'm gonna signn up for another fitness class soon. but high activity exercise sessions?
LU BLEH RELEKSUA.

so now, i'm keeping my options open. which means.... liposuction is IN plan B. heh! next step? save money for liposuction JUST IN CASE.

or mebbe i should sign up for sure slim? or jenny craig? hhmmmmmm...........

*kaching!!*

+ > the glamour babe posted at 9:47 PM < +